im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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