Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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