They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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