whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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