Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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