new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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