She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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