"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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