My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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