Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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