If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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