so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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