i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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