On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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