Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I could fuck to npr.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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