whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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