Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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