You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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