If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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