What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Someone came in the potted fern
third nipple confirmed
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize