I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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