Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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