Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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