i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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