so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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