Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
