playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and she was petting her beer can
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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