You're my little dorito
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
try to milk me bitch
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