you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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