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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.

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• (845): View more from New York

  what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook

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