Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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