whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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