I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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