I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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