I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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