my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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