ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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