Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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