Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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