we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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