very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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