Define "chronic" masturbator.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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