Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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