we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm at about main and main street
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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