theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
third nipple confirmed
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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