Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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