only if we run a train.
done.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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