I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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