Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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