Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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