Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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