I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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