if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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