Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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