I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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