I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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