"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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