do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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