Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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