chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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