She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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