I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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